How to be annoying when your roommate is skyping

Bored. Don’t want to do homework. ^ This is the result.

Graham crackers were invented to stop boys from masturbating in 1800’s

Abstinence in the form of a cracker?

I learned in my sex history class that in 1839 a man named Sylvester Graham (like graham cracker) invented graham crackers to control the “unhealthy” urges of teenagers and young men, by preventing them from masturbating.

I just want to say that I wish someone told me this when I was younger... I feel like this is why every day at snack time in elementary school they were shoving graham crackers down our throats..

Although I feel like their science wasn’t really up-to-date back then, and maybe it was the… movement of eating them, to distract the kids from doing it…?

And if you were one of the kids that couldn’t stop masturbating even while eating graham crackers, they would put a harness on you and lock your dick away overnight.

Interesting…

Pixie Lott?

As expected, I didn't get any work done... tonight I guess I will have to..
I am currently obsessed with Pixie Lott though? I adore this music video <3

You should probably watch it... it's catchy!
Don't forget to kiss the stars tonight?

OFF TO THE LIBRARY!

TIME TO ATTEMPT SOME SCHOOL WORK SORTA
List of things I have to do:
-Read 12 pages in a history book
-Read 4 pages in a psych book
-Take a quiz for Soils
And other little tasks…

And how much of I will I probably get done today?  PROBABLY NONE OF IT
: (
Being a procrastinator blows hardcore chunks

What you can learn on Chatroulette

 

GET HAPPY IT’S FRIDAY

Which means that it’s time for a video!!

…Well I DON’T HAVE IT!

I lost it  : (

Nah jk here it is.

What you can learn from Chatroulette

My roommate Cliff is on Chatroulette all the time, and I wanted to show the educational side of overusing it.

Anywhore, subscribe to my channel and follow me on Twitter @NoahUncensored

I’ll see you next Friday with another stupendous magnificent piece of my brain.

Tomorrow is Noahday!!

IT’S NOAHDAY EVE! LET’S GET CRAZYY

Don’t get too excited, calm the fuck down!!!

Tomorrow I will grace your screens with my lovely and cheerful personality… kinda

here’s an old one… I miss my hair :(

SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!!

DAY FROM HELL? Nawh

Today went better than expected! Pet a puppy to celebrate!!! WOO!

Ashanti told me today that someone was doing dip in her class and was collecting the spit in a water bottle… that’s slightly disgusting and distracting. Sorry about all the dry heaving you were doing, friend : (

I actually knew about half of the material on my HIST quiz, instead of 0% of it, which thoroughly excites me sexually

The lecture in THEA 410 wasn’t that bad either!

And finally, the PSYCH 100 was an easy class as well!

I should stop stressing Tuesdays and Thursdays….

 

If you’re looking for a new video, this is it

Thank you so much everyone for supporting me :)

Just a nice little goodbye to my old channel – I will still be using it – just not as frequently…

Follow, click, and subscribe  : )

@NoahUncensored

www.noahuncensored.webs.com

www.youtube.com/noahuncensored

See you FRIDAY

INTERNET FRIENDS??

Met some cool guys this evening on Chat Roulette!

Nice meeting you, Adam and Keith!

Dedicating my next video to them :3

How you should probably take notes in college

I have to read essays and memorize them for tomorrow…. wonderful. Good thing I take my own advice ^ (PS it’s the class with the girl I was talking about in)

Looking forward for tonight; lol jk

See you guys Friday!!!

NEW BLOGGG OMG

Just made a blogger… I feel so alive!!

Don’t forget to follow my ass on twitter @NoahUncensored

Dueces, Tuesday! I’m moving to Friday!

New videos every Friday!

Also, I have a website

http://noahuncensored.webs.com

I look forward to being your internet friend